Carla: You wanna hear the most romantic thing I heard a guy do in a long time?
Sam: All right, what?
Carla: Well, I heard that Sally got mad at Burt because she heard he was going to do another movie with Loni. So Burt, to make up for it, had someone paint a portrait of Sally.
Cliff: Thank you very much for that enlightenment, Carla. Now we can knock it off with the fan magazine drivel, huh? I read yesterday that Burt and Sally are headed for the altar.
Sam: You know, that's not such a bad idea, having a portrait done. I mean, she'd like that kind of thing.
Cliff: Refill there, Sam.
Sam: You know, it shows some thinking. It's sensitive. It's personal.
Carla: The altar? How can Burt do that, with the terrible secret he and Dinah still share?