Nick Tortelli Quote #4
Quote from Nick Tortelli in Battle of the Exes
Nick Tortelli: I want you back.
Carla: Nick, you just got married. Your bride is standing over there.
Nick Tortelli: Easy come, easy go. I'll lose her in the bus station. That's where I found her. [blows a kiss to Loretta]
Carla: Are you nuts? You've still got wedding cake in the corners of your mouth.
Nick Tortelli: I don't know what it is. But every time I looked at you today, I said to myself, "Carla's not so bad." Maybe I was making a mistake. I don't know what it is. What do you say, Carla?
Carla: I know what it is. You saw me with Sam today. And you saw that somebody else wanted me so you wanted me back. Well, forget it. I wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
Nick Tortelli: Sure. I'll forget it, if you can forget this. [kisses Carla]
Sam: So how's married life treating you, huh?
Loretta: Oh, I don't feel so different.
Nick Tortelli: So? What do you say, Carla?
Carla: Nothing, Nick. The magic is gone. I got myself a better guy.
Nick Tortelli: Well, I took a shot. Loretta, you're up! [to Carla] By the way, I don't appreciate you coming to the wedding in the dress you married me in. Boy, am I primed for this honeymoon.
Cheers Quotes
‘Battle of the Exes’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Look. You always claim you know the answers to everything. Well, I'm calling your bluff. I am going to give you a chance to handle my problem. I give you 30 seconds. If you blow it, I'm sending you back out there and your face stays here.
Diane: Fair enough.
Carla: My ex-husband is getting remarried tonight. Here's the invite.
Diane: How terrible for you. I understand completely. You've never really stopped loving him. I can see this invitation is soaked with your tears.
Carla: That's my spit. I don't love that rat and I never did. Sure, there were little things I loved about him, like the way he flexed his tattoo. The way the hair grew in his ears. The way he drooled in bed.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Diane, if you're looking for a place to stay, there's a lovely little inn up in Vermont that my wife and I used to drive to all the time.
Diane: What inn?
Coach: In my station wagon.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Diane, Vera and I once went to this really, romantic, beautiful old place called the Fairview in New Hampshire.
Diane: Oh, yeah?
Norm: Yeah. Really romantic. They don't have any telephones or televisions. They just have these old fireplaces and these romantic old feather beds, antiques I think, so you really have to kind of snuggle up there to your loved one.
Diane: Oh?
Norm: Best part of it for me was that they had this old romantic circular driveway, you know, so I didn't even have to stop. I just rolled through and yelled, "Cancel Peterson."