Quote from Carla in Battle of the Exes
Carla: Look. You always claim you know the answers to everything. Well, I'm calling your bluff. I am going to give you a chance to handle my problem. I give you 30 seconds. If you blow it, I'm sending you back out there and your face stays here. Diane: Fair enough. Carla: My ex-husband is getting remarried tonight. Here's the invite. Diane: How terrible for you. I understand completely. You've never really stopped loving him. I can see this invitation is soaked with your tears. Carla: That's my spit. I don't love that rat and I never did. Sure, there were little things I loved about him, like the way he flexed his tattoo. The way the hair grew in his ears. The way he drooled in bed.