Sam Quote #237
Quote from Sam in They Called Me Mayday
Sam: Guys, did you hear that? Mr. Cavett's gonna help me get my life story published. Diane, did you-
Diane: The man was just starting to fall under the thrall of my poetry when you distracted him with your own miserable life.
Sam: Sweetheart, it wasn't anything like that. It was his idea.
Diane: Well, it's still ridiculous. Sam, the written word is very special to me. To you, it's nothing more than a means of finding the men's room.
Sam: Whoa, whoa, come on. I wrote pretty good in high school.
Diane: You didn't write "pretty good". You wrote pretty well.
Coach: Gee, I wish she'd make up her mind.
Sam: Wait a second. I got an idea. You're a pretty good... well writer. Why don't you- Listen, why don't you help me write this thing? Please?
Cheers Quotes
‘They Called Me Mayday’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Boy, I feel terrific.
Carla: Been exercising, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool.
Carla: How many are you up to?
Coach: Three. Takes about an hour.
Cliff: Coach, that's kind of slow, isn't it?
Coach: Well, I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there.
Cliff: Well, you know what they say, Coach. Healthy body, healthy mind. Pick one you've got a good shot at.
Quote from Carla
Carla: That is the stupidest exercise system I ever saw.
Cliff: Yeah, stupid like a fox.
Norm: How do you keep so trim, Carla?
Carla: Sex.
Coach: You mean sex is the greatest exercise?
Carla: No. I miss it so much I can't eat.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, Normie, what's the long face for?
Norm: You guys don't know Wally like I do. He moves fast. I wonder if Vera will let me kiss the bride at their wedding.
Coach: I'm sure she will, Normie.
Norm: She didn't at ours. Course, I didn't try that hard.