Diane Quote #180
Quote from Diane in Homicidal Ham
Diane: All right. On with the play. In this scene, Desdemona is in bed, when Othello comes in, thinking, very mistakenly, I can assure you. He's completely off-base on this one. He'll be sick about it in the morning. Thinking that she has been unfaithful to him. Which, of course, she hasn't.
Andy: It is the cause. It is the cause, my soul. Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars. It is the cause. Yet I'll not shed her blood, nor scar that whiter skin of hers than snow.
Diane: There. Good. Well, it's agreed. No blood, no scarring, and that's the gist of our scene.
Cliff: Oh, come on, Diane! [audience groans]
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Quote from Carla
Carla: Hiya, Sam.
Sam: Hey, Carla. Did you just get pregnant in the last five minutes?
Carla: No. I could, but this is just stuffing.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Well, I'm a little short and my rent is due, and I found out they give better tips to pregnant women.
Coach: It's absolutely dishonest, Sam. I mean, you should tell her to get rid of it.
Sam: I can't do that, Coach. She's Catholic.
Carla: Hey, would you watch it? I'm in a family way here.
[To a woman at a table as Carla adjusts her "baby bump"]
Carla: The kid's going to be a swimmer.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: [without moving] Carla, you stay out of this. Me and Norm will handle it.
Norm: Me. What do you want me to do?
Cliff: Norm, we gotta do something. Look, trust me. Statistics show that 33% of the time a guy carrying a gun will not use that gun if challenged.
Norm: So?
Cliff: Well, so, if he's already shot two people today, you're in luck. Now get him.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: [without moving] We've gotta help Sammy.
Norm: Why, what can we do?
Cliff: Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can jump the guy. He's not that big.
Norm: The gun is big. The gun's definitely big.
Carla: Maybe Diane could run in circles, flapping her arms, and draw his fire.