Sam Quote #155
Quote from Sam in Someone Single, Someone Blue
Mr. Fiedler: Would the bride and groom come forward, please? We are gathered here in the presence of these witnesses for the purpose of uniting in matrimony, uh, Diane Chambers and Sam Malone. The contract of marriage is most solemn and not to be entered into lightly, but thoughtfully and seriously and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Any two people who have come to this point clearly feel the love and joy that they find in one another can surmount whatever obstacles lie in their path. [Sam is distracted by a woman walking by] Sam, do you take...?
Diane: Do you mind?
Sam: What?
Diane: Never mind. I'm sorry, please go on.
Mr. Fiedler: Sam, do you take this woman-
Sam: What did I do?
Diane: I saw the leer.
Sam: Leer? Oh, come on, Diane.
Diane: Please. Please go on.
Mr. Fiedler: Sam, do you take this woman to be your lawful?
Sam: Hey, hey, she's a customer in my bar. I smiled, that's all. Go on.
Diane: She's a woman.
Sam: Well, I'll be darned, so she is.
Cheers Quotes
‘Someone Single, Someone Blue’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Helen: Darling, think hard. There's so little time. Don't you know anyone who'd be willing to marry you for a few days?
Diane: Well, I'm afraid there's no one that I'm steadily dating at the moment.
Carla: Excuse me, rich lady. You know, I couldn't help overhearing your problems. Your daughter has a hot thing for the bartender.
Diane: I do not!
Helen: She likes Red? He's dumb enough to be your father.
Carla: Not him. Sam.
Diane: I care nothing. I feel nothing. Sam who?
Carla: Hey, come off it. You know, we've all noticed how you two go around, looking at each other like lovesick cows. Admit it. He's got you steaming under the silks.
Diane: This happens to be my mother.
Carla: Well, that's why I'm being delicate.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I just want to say it's nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Chambers.
Helen: It's nice to meet you, Sam. Diane's told me about you. You're almost as handsome as she says you think you are.
Sam: There's a compliment in there someplace, I'm sure.
Quote from Norm
Diane: You're taking this all too personally and you shouldn't. It's just Mommy doesn't like bars.
Norm: Well, bars can be very sad places. Some people spend their whole lives in a bar. Just yesterday, some guy sat right here next to me for 11 hours.
Cliff: Yeah, what kind of a life is that?
Norm: Well, it's pitiful. You know, the sad thing is, you know that guy will be sitting in a bar somewhere right now, drinking a beer, going on and on about nothing.