Mr. Fiedler: Would the bride and groom come forward, please? We are gathered here in the presence of these witnesses for the purpose of uniting in matrimony, uh, Diane Chambers and Sam Malone. The contract of marriage is most solemn and not to be entered into lightly, but thoughtfully and seriously and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Any two people who have come to this point clearly feel the love and joy that they find in one another can surmount whatever obstacles lie in their path. [Sam is distracted by a woman walking by] Sam, do you take...?
Diane: Do you mind?
Sam: What?
Diane: Never mind. I'm sorry, please go on.
Mr. Fiedler: Sam, do you take this woman-
Sam: What did I do?
Diane: I saw the leer.
Sam: Leer? Oh, come on, Diane.
Diane: Please. Please go on.
Mr. Fiedler: Sam, do you take this woman to be your lawful?
Sam: Hey, hey, she's a customer in my bar. I smiled, that's all. Go on.
Diane: She's a woman.
Sam: Well, I'll be darned, so she is.