Coach Quote #76
Quote from Coach in Let Me Count the Ways
Diane: I am in a wonderful mood today. I spent the weekend at an lndian film festival. It left me euphoric.
Coach: Oh, I love Indian films. Remember Fort Apache? Just thinking about it makes the hair on my arms go up. Look!
Diane: No, Coach, we're not talking about American Indians.
Carla: Hey, I can make the hair on my arms stand up any time I want. See?
Coach: Oh, whoa. Carla.
Carla: Think that's something? Cathy Settudicato, my best friend from St Clete's, belched the whole 23rd Psalm at the talent show once.
Sam: That's good. That's good, but I knew this guy once , Randy Evans, first baseman, he could make his eyeballs vibrate. Now, I always wanted to be able to do that.
Carla: Randy Evans? Who'd he play for?
Sam: He spent most of his career with Cleveland Indians.
Coach: Uh, speaking of Indians, remember Fort Apache? Just thinking of it... [Diane screams]
Carla: Go, bumps!
Sam: Ooh.
Cheers Quotes
‘Let Me Count the Ways’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.
Quote from Diane
Diane: I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say. Since I have been here, I have struggled to make certain changes in myself in order to fit in to the general milieu.
Sam: And you're doing a very good job-
Diane: It has not been easy. However, I am proud to say that, for example, I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight. In one case, I even took sides. But now, in my moment of crisis, it is glaringly apparent that no one here has made any effort to understand my sensibilities.
Quote from Carla
Diane: Carla, I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you.
Carla: I believe it.
Diane: You are so tough. You keep your head up, no matter what. How do you do that?
Carla: I'll tell you, Diane. See, I always look on the bright side. I mean, no matter how lousy a situation is, I can always find something in it to make me happy.
Diane: What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?
Carla: It ain't me.