Quote from Coach in Let Me Count the Ways
Diane: I am in a wonderful mood today. I spent the weekend at an lndian film festival. It left me euphoric. Coach: Oh, I love Indian films. Remember Fort Apache? Just thinking about it makes the hair on my arms go up. Look! Diane: No, Coach, we're not talking about American Indians. Carla: Hey, I can make the hair on my arms stand up any time I want. See? Coach: Oh, whoa. Carla. Carla: Think that's something? Cathy Settudicato, my best friend from St Clete's, belched the whole 23rd Psalm at the talent show once. Sam: That's good. That's good, but I knew this guy once , Randy Evans, first baseman, he could make his eyeballs vibrate. Now, I always wanted to be able to do that. Carla: Randy Evans? Who'd he play for? Sam: He spent most of his career with Cleveland Indians. Coach: Uh, speaking of Indians, remember Fort Apache? Just thinking of it... [Diane screams] Carla: Go, bumps! Sam: Ooh.