Sam Quote #61
Quote from Sam in Coach Returns to Action
Tour Guide: Okay, everybody, step right in here. Come on. This is the home of Paul Revere.
Man #1: Looks like a bar to me.
Tour Guide: Well, the Reveres liked to entertain. Walk around and soak up some atmosphere. Give me a shot of bourbon.
Sam: What's this all about?
Tour Guide: It's a walking tour of Boston. It's 30 degrees outside and my feet are throbbing.
Sam: Paul Revere's house is nowhere near here.
Tour Guide: You wanna do this? I gotta fit in five more sites before six o'clock. I'll never make it. [downs shot] Ah, we are also standing on the Grainery burying ground, the Olde Corner Bookstore and the Old North Church. Let's get going, this is it for Boston.
Man #2: That's the whole tour?
Tour Guide: Seemed to fly by, didn't it? Bid a fond adieu to Boston, the hub of New England.
Man #2: I always thought Boston was a lot bigger.
Sam: It is in the summer.
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‘Coach Returns to Action’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Diane: Well, what I can't fathom is how one can drink cold beer in freezing weather.
Norm: Cliff? Explanation please.
Diane: Now, how do you know he has one?
Norm: Five bucks says he does, ten says it's a doozy.
Cliff: When the British ruled Punjab...
Norm: Ten bucks all the way.
Cliff: ...they drank steaming hot tea on the hottest days of the year to balance out their inside and outside temperatures. See, conversely, drinking an ice-cold drink on a cold day actually results in a more comfortable body temperature.
Diane: All right. Why do you drink ice-cold beer on a hot day?
Norm: Mr. Clavin?
Cliff: What else are you gonna do with it?
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, I don't know what I'm doing back there. Does anyone know anything about plumbing?
Cliff: Well, the Romans had an elaborate system of aqueducts. They were sort of the forerunners of...
Sam: Cliff. Cliff. I need somebody to help me fix the plumbing.
Cliff: Oh, hey, sorry, Sammy. Strictly theory.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sit down, I'll show you the place. Have a seat. Now, let's see. This is the bar. Those are the bottles. These are the glasses. That's a stool. Any questions?
Nina: Well, you know, I've always wondered what gas you use to pressurize those beer kegs.
Coach: Probably unleaded.