‘Cry Harder’
Season 8, Episode 26 - Aired May 3, 1990
As Rebecca worries that Robin will be sent to jail, Sam is reluctant to admit he was the one who turned him in.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Oh, my God.
Sam: What's it say?
Rebecca: It says, um... "Dear Rebecca, good-bye forever. Robin." What does that mean, Sam?
Sam: Well... "Dear Rebecca..." that's you.
Rebecca: No! I know what it means, but I mean, what does it mean? Does it mean that he left me and you were right all along? He was just using me?
Sam: I'm sorry, honey.
Rebecca: I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Sam: Anything we can do?
Rebecca: No. You just go ahead and leave, and I'll lock up. I'm just going to, you know, cry it out. [wails]
Quote from Norm
Norm: So, how's Rebecca doing this morning?
Cliff: I don't know. Let's go ask her.
Rebecca: [squealing tearfully]
Cliff: She looks better.
Norm: What the hey, Cliffie. She's a survivor, huh? Shoot some stick?
Cliff: Yeah.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Come on, sweetheart. You're a beautiful, bright woman. You got a great career.
Woody: There's a letter, for you, Ms. Howe.
Rebecca: Why don't you just go ahead and read it, Woody? It's probably just another letter from Robin telling me to get lost.
Woody: No. It's from the corporation. You're fired.
Rebecca: [wails] I'm fired! I'm fired! Oh, God! God, they're blaming me for this whole thing with Robin.
Woody: Actually, it says here they never much cared for your work.
Sam: Don't...
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: Rebecca, can I speak to you for a minute, please?
Rebecca: What is it, Sam? Is it my break time?
Sam: I want to know why you're driving everybody out of here. Why are you attacking all the men?
Rebecca: Because they are evil slime.
Sam: Oh, come on. Not all men are evil slime.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, sure, you would defend them. [throws a drink in Sam's face]
Quote from Sam
Sam: Look, I know you are going through a hard time here, but there comes a point when you have to face reality.
Rebecca: I do not have to listen to you. [throws another drink in Sam's face]
Sam: Oh, would you cut that out!
Rebecca: Why? What are you going to do, fire me? No, wait, wait, I got a better idea. Tell me you love me, ask me to marry you, skip the country, and then fire me.
Sam: Hey, stop it! I am not Robin! I am not doing those things to you. You know something? I am sick of getting kicked in the teeth because someone else dumped you.
Rebecca: Well, I am sick of getting dumped.
Sam: I'm sick of you getting dumped. You know something? You know what I'm really sick of?
Rebecca: Your own face.
Sam: No! I'm sick of you... I am sick of you getting angry at me when all I'm trying to do is help you.