Jacqueline Bisset: Well, I never have been to Boston. I always wanted to see it. I tell you what, you tell me your story and I'll think about it.
Sam: You got a deal. You're gonna love this. The Sam Malone pre-nuptial tour. We'll start off with the USS Constitution, then we'll go to the Old North Church, Paul Revere's house, and then we'll top it off with the traditional Boston blood test.