Cory Quote #253

Quote from Cory in They're Killing Us

Cory: You know he's going to drop the rings down the minister's pants?
Shawn: And dive right in after them.
Cory: With both hands. Causing the minister to freak.
Shawn: And cough.
Cory: And cough. And then knock over the candles and set the entire church on fire.
Shawn: Then here comes the fire department with their hoses and their axes, chopping up everything in sight. Then Topanga's gonna blame-
Cory: Me. And I don't get nothing on the honeyMOON.

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Topanga: No, it's a computer thing.