Cory: This corporate world is my very essence. Okay, and as I climb the ladder to success, I want you there right with me.
Shawn: Next to you?
Cory: Behind me. That's how ladders work.

Shawn: Use a mirror, babe.

Mr. Feeny: So, Mr. Matthews.
Cory: You think we've known each other long enough for you to call me Cory?
Mr. Feeny: I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.
Cory: Shh, Mr. Feeny! Not even Topanga knows that.

Cory: They want you to take the rolls!

Cory: Eight lanes and not one stinking island, I mean you gotta be Moses to get across that highway.