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Pop Quiz

‘Pop Quiz’

Season 2, Episode 20 -  Aired March 10, 1995

Cory and Shawn discover the date and topic for an upcoming pop quiz while delivering some homework to Mr. Turner. Meanwhile, Frankie and Joey search for a new leader.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Gentlemen, do you ever go home and open a book?
Shawn: What?
Mr. Feeny: I want you to go home this afternoon and open a book. I don't care what you had otherwise planned. I order, nay I command you, go home and open a book!


Quote from Alan

Eric: Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain. Excellent.
Alan: Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric: Ah, no, no, no. See, when I look at this ticket I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan: Well, that's entirely up to Cory.

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Feeny: You know, I'd give up on them but I don't think they'd notice.
Shawn: What?

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Feeny: If Mr. Matthews stinks, you Mr. Hunter are as odoriferous as a dead man in July.
Shawn: A 12. How do you get a 12?
Mr. Feeny: I don't know. Have you ever opened a book?
Shawn: What?
Mr. Feeny: A book. Do you ever open a book?
Shawn: WHAT?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Uh, Frankie, Joey, I realize it's none of my business why you're not beating us up, but why aren't you beating us up?
Shawn: Maybe they don't understand.
Cory: I'll translate. Why ain't you pounding us to a pulp?

Quote from Shawn

Cory: I wish there was some way to do a book report without reading the book.
Shawn: They can put a man on the moon, but you still gotta read.