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‘Pop Quiz’ Quotes

Boy Meets World: Pop Quiz

220. Pop Quiz

Aired March 10, 1995

Cory and Shawn discover the date and topic for an upcoming pop quiz while delivering some homework to Mr. Turner. Meanwhile, Frankie and Joey search for a new leader.

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Mr. Feeny: Gentlemen, do you ever go home and open a book?
Shawn: What?
Mr. Feeny: I want you to go home this afternoon and open a book. I don't care what you had otherwise planned. I order, nay I command you, go home and open a book!


Quote from Alan

Eric: Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain. Excellent.
Alan: Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric: Ah, no, no, no. See, when I look at this ticket I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan: Well, that's entirely up to Cory.

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Feeny: You know, I'd give up on them but I don't think they'd notice.
Shawn: What?

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Feeny: If Mr. Matthews stinks, you Mr. Hunter are as odoriferous as a dead man in July.
Shawn: A 12. How do you get a 12?
Mr. Feeny: I don't know. Have you ever opened a book?
Shawn: What?
Mr. Feeny: A book. Do you ever open a book?
Shawn: WHAT?

Quote from Cory

Cory: Uh, Frankie, Joey, I realize it's none of my business why you're not beating us up, but why aren't you beating us up?
Shawn: Maybe they don't understand.
Cory: I'll translate. Why ain't you pounding us to a pulp?

Quote from Shawn

Cory: I wish there was some way to do a book report without reading the book.
Shawn: They can put a man on the moon, but you still gotta read.

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