Alan Quote #23
Eric: Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain. Excellent.
Alan: Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric: Ah, no, no, no. See, when I look at this ticket I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan: Well, that's entirely up to Cory.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Gentlemen, do you ever go home and open a book?
Mr. Feeny: I want you to go home this afternoon and open a book. I don't care what you had otherwise planned. I order, nay I command you, go home and open a book!
Quote from Grandma was a Rolling Stone
Alan: Your brother's discovered girls, he can't sit still. When you're Eric's age and you can't sit still, I'll take Morgan. It's the endless cycle of fishing.
Cory: And what about after Morgan?
Alan: Well, then I'll just be some guy in a fishing hat with a lot of boring stories.