‘Janitor Dad’ Quotes

406. Janitor Dad
Aired October 25, 1996
After Verna gives him an ultimatum to find work, Chet takes a job as a janitor at Shawn's school. Meanwhile, Alan and Eric are looking for an experienced outdoors person at the store and believe nature has answered their call.
Quote from Alan
Alan: I had a dream last night. Skinny little men in brand new rock climbing shoes falling off a mountain screaming at me, "You sold me these, you merchant of death!"
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: I'm the principal, Mr. Hunter. I wield great and mysterious powers.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Well, it's Mr. Hunter. In my office. For getting into a fight. Let me show you my big surprised face.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Shawn: Mr. Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Hunter. At school. Early. ... Well, my life's work is done. Goodbye, everyone.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Put those down, those are rock climbing shoes. You are not doing any rock climbing, a skinny little man like you.
Quote from Alan
Alan: But you see if all our customers are dead from falling off a mountain, at some point business falls off, too.