‘Janitor Dad’
Season 4, Episode 6 - Aired October 25, 1996
After Verna gives him an ultimatum to find work, Chet takes a job as a janitor at Shawn's school. Meanwhile, Alan and Eric are looking for an experienced outdoors person at the store and believe nature has answered their call.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: I'm the principal, Mr. Hunter. I wield great and mysterious powers.
Quote from Alan
Alan: I had a dream last night. Skinny little men in brand new rock climbing shoes falling off a mountain screaming at me, "You sold me these, you merchant of death!"
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Well, it's Mr. Hunter. In my office. For getting into a fight. Let me show you my big surprised face.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Shawn: Mr. Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Hunter. At school. Early. ... Well, my life's work is done. Goodbye, everyone.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Put those down, those are rock climbing shoes. You are not doing any rock climbing, a skinny little man like you.
Quote from Alan
Alan: But you see if all our customers are dead from falling off a mountain, at some point business falls off, too.