TV Quotes

Mr. Feeny: I'm the principal, Mr. Hunter. I wield great and mysterious powers.

Alan: I had a dream last night. Skinny little men in brand new rock climbing shoes falling off a mountain screaming at me, "You sold me these, you merchant of death!"

Amy: Mostly you learn from experience. I mean your dad and I weren't prepared in advance. But we did the best we could and we ended up raising three wonderful, well adjusted children.
Eric: Now I'm a maladjusted, woman-hating, loser freak.
Amy: Okay, two.

Alan: Hey, we still have Eric.
Amy: Oh God!