‘It's About Time’
Season 7, Episode 7 - Aired November 5, 1999
It's Cory and Topanga's big day but things don't go to plan when Shawn quits as best man after a fight with Cory. Eric steps in as best man and, to the surprise and wonderment of everybody, manages to pull off a swanky wedding.
Quote from Topanga
Topanga: We've waited for this moment all our lives. What are you thinking?
Cory: I can't believe Shawn's not here.
Topanga: I love you too.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Come on, give me the job. You're my brother. We both came out of daddy's womb.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Take notes, mommy, Eric Matthews is giving lessons in human boinging.
Quote from Eric
Hotel worker: Is everything to your satisfaction, Mr. Peterman?
Eric: Indeed it is ... Mr. Peterman.
Quote from Eric
Angela: You forgot the rings, didn't you?
Eric: Yes, but I remember my underwear. ... No, I didn't!
Quote from Alan
Eric: You never made any real money, did you dad?
Alan: No, but I had you, so I'm twice cursed.
Quote from Shawn
Rhiannon: Topanga, you're killing him.
Shawn: Dad, I'm coming, Dad.
Quote from Eric
Eric: I was looking down the end of the receiver and there was this schmutz on it. I'm not sure if it was dried vomit or gum. It tasted more like gum.
Quote from Eric
Eric: You know I think it's time for the older brother to give the younger brother the pre-wedding sex talk.