Michael Quote #442
Quote from Michael in Self-Deportation
Michael: Ted, I think you see your daughter coming. And remember, you're not expecting this, but she's coming in hot with a right
Narrator: He'd gotten to teach a class he'd successfully persuaded management to try out.
Michael: Mona, I know your husband's down, he probably needs medical attention, but you got another son on your flank. And, everybody, we're going to duck, sweep the leg, and lunge. And he comes back again. And we sweep the leg and lunge. That's great. Everybody put down your cactus. Let's all huddle up. Okay, now that you're loose, we're gonna do some Mom Attacks Son, we're gonna do Dad Attacks Daughter, and then if we have time we're gonna do Dad Attacks Mom...
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Self-Deportation’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: So, unless some angel descends on a golden chariot, we're completely over-leveraged.
Tobias: And maybe you don't want to get hurt because, as I say, hurt people... hurt people.
Lucille: Oh, that's nice. I always say, "Make people cry, make people cry." But yours includes the people who don't want to give you the satisfaction.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: I just feel like I gotta move on with my life, you know? Find some meaning. Get going with my own goop.
George Michael: Goop? What is goop?
Maeby: If you have to ask, you probably don't know what it is.
George Michael: I don't know what it is. I feel like maybe you don't know what it is.
Maeby: Maybe it's "go-op"?
George Michael: To me, that would make less sense.
Maeby: Maybe that's what "go-op" is. Not everything always making sense.
Narrator: It isn't.
Quote from Buster
Narrator: Michael headed home to tell Buster his plan for making the family come back.
Michael: I've sent away the fumigator, and all you got to do, so we can declare you missing, is stay out of sight for about 72 hours.
Buster: Milford style.
Michael: Hmm?
Buster: I'm a Milford man, Michael.
Michael: Yeah?
Buster: Winner of 1982's Least Seen on Campus. Oh, I wish I could've seen their faces at the ceremony.