Buster Quote #197

Quote from Buster in Self-Deportation

Narrator: Michael headed home to tell Buster his plan for making the family come back.
Michael: I've sent away the fumigator, and all you got to do, so we can declare you missing, is stay out of sight for about 72 hours.
Buster: Milford style.
Michael: Hmm?
Buster: I'm a Milford man, Michael.
Michael: Yeah?
Buster: Winner of 1982's Least Seen on Campus. Oh, I wish I could've seen their faces at the ceremony.

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 ‘Self-Deportation’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: So, unless some angel descends on a golden chariot, we're completely over-leveraged.
Tobias: And maybe you don't want to get hurt because, as I say, hurt people... hurt people.
Lucille: Oh, that's nice. I always say, "Make people cry, make people cry." But yours includes the people who don't want to give you the satisfaction.

Quote from Maeby

Maeby: I just feel like I gotta move on with my life, you know? Find some meaning. Get going with my own goop.
George Michael: Goop? What is goop?
Maeby: If you have to ask, you probably don't know what it is.
George Michael: I don't know what it is. I feel like maybe you don't know what it is.
Maeby: Maybe it's "go-op"?
George Michael: To me, that would make less sense.
Maeby: Maybe that's what "go-op" is. Not everything always making sense.
Narrator: It isn't.

Quote from Buster

Buster: You always come back to save the family, Michael. We joke about that all the time.
Michael: Well, I don't know what the joke is, okay? I've been trying to do the right thing.
Buster: [laughs] "Hi, I'm Michael, and I save everyone so I feel special, even though you don't deserve it. So I'm leaving and I won't be coming back."
Michael: Buster-
Buster: "Oh! Look who's back. I thought we were supposed to go [bleep] with a [bleep] ." "Mmm, you would know, Mother. You practically invented [bleep] [bleep] when you get sauced!" [gasps] "How dare you point that limp [bleep] hook at me when I saved you from one! I can't believe I pushed you out of my [bleep] , you useless [bleep] freak!" [inhales deeply]
Michael: Covered a lot of ground there.
Buster: Yeah.
Michael: Although I'm glad I won't be leaving you alone.