Michael Quote #434

Quote from Michael in Family Leave

Lt. Toddler: Do you talk to Ms. Austero often?
Michael: I do not. Not often, no. I barely know her.
Lt. Toddler: Really? 'Cause it says right here that you love her.
Michael: It does, doesn't it? Yeah. You know [mumbling] It's the way that I say goodbye.
Lt. Toddler: Hmm.
Michael: Um, because you never know, um, if you're never gonna see someone again. You should know that. You see people actually die. I've seen one person die.
Lt. Toddler: Mm-hmm.
Michael: A postman. Uh, was not my favorite day of the year [chuckles] to say the least. And he is the one that taught me about loving each other. I guess this is sort of my way of keeping him alive.
Narrator: No, it was not.

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 ‘Family Leave’ Quotes

Quote from Maeby

Maeby: Well, if he said it was nothing and now you apologize, you're gonna make it something. I mean, what did Gangie always say? "Forget, but never forgive."
George Michael: You think she meant to say it that way?
Maeby: Yeah.
George Michael: Do you think "A friend in need is no friend indeed" was also on purpose? Or what about "They should take the rapists and murderers and put them all together on an island..."
Maeby: "and all the murderers can be raped, the rapists can be murdered"
Both: "until you only have either two rapists or"
Maeby: "one murderer"
George Michael: "one raped murderer"
Both: "but who cares about him?"
Maeby: Oh, was it "one raped murderer"?
George Michael: I've heard her say it both ways. I mean, in all likelihood, the guy would be raped.

Quote from Maeby

Maeby: [on the phone] He turned actually out to be a teenager, posing as an undercover cop, posing as a teenager. It's hard to explain.
George Michael: No, that actually happened to, like, two of my neighbors at Sudden Valley.
Maeby: Well, they're not putting me in Sudden Valley. I'll tell you that much. That's why I'm here, picking up anything I left behind that might be incriminating. You know? Just panties, leggings, corsets, the sex knobs, and one of those double-headed bondage things with the curly choke leash.
George Michael: That's probably a landline.
Maeby: Ew, gross! She put her ear on that?

Quote from Steve Holt

Narrator: Michael Bluth left for his date with Rebel, surprised to find people working on what he thought was a holiday.
Michael: Boy, you guys don't miss a day, huh?
Narrator: Michael had missed two.
Steve Holt: Yeah.
Michael: What, are you tenting the place?
Steve Holt: Hey, Michael. Yeah. We're getting everything prepped. Not sure if Maeby's in there, or Tobias, or something? Mind if we use the stairs? Gob said he heard something in the attic.
Michael: Oh, yeah, uh, well... Hopefully, it's not my father.
Steve Holt: [chuckles] George Sr.! [laughs]
Michael: Okay. This bug guy really knows our family.