Lt. Toddler: Do you talk to Ms. Austero often?
Michael: I do not. Not often, no. I barely know her.
Lt. Toddler: Really? 'Cause it says right here that you love her.
Michael: It does, doesn't it? Yeah. You know [mumbling] It's the way that I say goodbye.
Lt. Toddler: Hmm.
Michael: Um, because you never know, um, if you're never gonna see someone again. You should know that. You see people actually die. I've seen one person die.
Lt. Toddler: Mm-hmm.
Michael: A postman. Uh, was not my favorite day of the year [chuckles] to say the least. And he is the one that taught me about loving each other. I guess this is sort of my way of keeping him alive.
Narrator: No, it was not.