Michael Quote #337
Quote from Michael in Exit Strategy
Narrator: And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis.
Michael: I apologize for the rest of my family not being here. They wanted to testify, but they all have perfectly legal excuses. And I can assure you that no one is hiding.
Wayne Jarvis: Michael, your mother and your sister are not in a rehab center.
Michael: Where are they really?
Wayne Jarvis: We don't know. But we do know that the two people who checked into Shady Pines under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Funke are not your relatives. Also, for someone in a coma, your brother Buster has made an impressive 15 phone calls to radio stations alternately requesting "I Will Survive" and what was the other one?
Cho: "She's Out Of My Life."
Wayne Jarvis: "She's Out Of My Life." As for your brother Gob in the USO-
Michael: Don't tell me he's not in Iraq.
Wayne Jarvis: Oh, no, he's there. In fact, Michael, he's on the news right now.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Exit Strategy’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either. I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part in The Prosecution.
Michael: The prosecution called you?
Tobias: I assume it's a CBS procedural. Although they didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out a Vagina Monologue, or something else I know. And they did ask for old photos and documents so I went and got these out of the secret room.
Michael: The prosecution is not a TV show. It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip. These guys will bend the law to enforce the law.
Tobias: Tell me that's not a CBS franchise.
Quote from Lucille
Michael: You're going to rehab again?
Lucille: I'm bringing Lindsay. I'm worried about her.
Lindsay: Did you get the corkscrew?
Michael: So there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?
Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
Michael: [to Lucille] How do you come up with these?
Quote from Michael
Michael: And so you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.
Michael: I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs. You know, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children."