Gob Quote #256
Quote from Gob in Making a Stand
Gob: Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia.
Michael: I think they're called Colombians.
Gob: Oh, I forgot, we're being politically correct now. [loud pop] Anyway, there's a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us. I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints for 100 grand!
Michael: Gob, we're prohibited from doing any business outside the country while we're under investigation.
Gob: Translation: Wish I'd thought of that.
Steve Holt: Nice translating, Dad.
Gob: Oh, also had this slogan made up. "A Colombian cartel that won't kidnap and kill you." I underlined "won't," 'cause it makes the competition look like...
Michael: I'm serious: we're not doing it. It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck.
Gob: It's not stupid. You're stupid.
Steve Holt: Nice pout, Dad.
Michael: I wasn't calling you stupid. I was calling the idea stupid. And if you'd spend a little bit more time learning about the business and less time with tricks, you'd know that.
Gob: If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now, I would leap across this table and you know what? Forget it...
Michael: Let's go ahead and take five.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Making a Stand’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too?
Michael: Right from the very start.
Buster: So you did use him. Look at this place. Look at my home.
Police Officer: Freeze! Drop the gun.
Michael: It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson.
J. Water Weatherman: Drop the gun! [gun shot] [Buster screams]
Buster: Oh, my God!
Gob: Buster's good hand just came...
Michael: ...flying off.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out!
Michael: This is all fake. These guys are painters!
George Sr.: I'll kill you! [gun shot]
J. Water Weatherman: Oh, God, my arm!
Michael: Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm.
J. Water Weatherman: And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson.
George Sr.: Now who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: It was the first time someone took Tobias's side-
Tobias: Bob? Bob?
Narrator: ...and he wanted to thank him.
Tobias: Listen, uh as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, I feel like I'm making a friend in you. So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh take in a movie, or a shvitz or just stay in and nest.
Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course, the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." [chuckles] Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Narrator: While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...