Gob: Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia.
Michael: I think they're called Colombians.
Gob: Oh, I forgot, we're being politically correct now. [loud pop] Anyway, there's a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us. I told them that we'll sell them our blueprints for 100 grand!
Michael: Gob, we're prohibited from doing any business outside the country while we're under investigation.
Gob: Translation: Wish I'd thought of that.
Steve Holt: Nice translating, Dad.
Gob: Oh, also had this slogan made up. "A Colombian cartel that won't kidnap and kill you." I underlined "won't," 'cause it makes the competition look like...
Michael: I'm serious: we're not doing it. It's illegal, and, uh, it's also kind of a stupid way to make a quick buck.
Gob: It's not stupid. You're stupid.
Steve Holt: Nice pout, Dad.
Michael: I wasn't calling you stupid. I was calling the idea stupid. And if you'd spend a little bit more time learning about the business and less time with tricks, you'd know that.
Gob: If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now, I would leap across this table and you know what? Forget it...
Michael: Let's go ahead and take five.