Maeby Quote #73
Narrator: And Maeby received a call about the latest lava cauldron accident.
Maeby: [on the phone] Already? It's only been an hour. I'm going to lose this job. Maybe I should let Mort take me out to dinner.
Michael: Maeby!
Maeby: Okay, I'm definitely gonna lose this job- I can explain.
Michael: Rita set me up, set us all up. This beautiful, funny, brilliant woman was a spy. Everybody was right, it was too good to be true! And I am turning her in. Let me tell you something else. I would not want to be the next woman who tries to fool me. [walks off]
Maeby: Well, that was a freebie.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Mr. F’ Quotes
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch!
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premier! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.
Quote from George Sr.
Narrator: Later that day, Michael went into the office to find the rest of his family.
Larry: Well, look who's finally gracing us with his presence.
Michael: What's the surrogate doing here?
Larry: We're meeting with the lawyers...
George Sr.: [into headset] So I've hired this guy to be my eyes and ears.
Michael: You know, Dad, this guy costs us a fortune.
Larry: He's worth every penny.
George Sr.: Hey, I didn't say that.
Quote from Gob
Gob: They destroyed our town, but they can't take away our memories?
Buster: [into headset] Oh, I've...
Larry: had the time of my life.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic, Gob.
Buster: No, I'm not, Mother. I mean lover.
Larry: I like making love to Mother.
Buster: I mean lover!
Gob: Oh, my God, Buster, is that you?
Buster: Yes. Gob, it's just I wanted to spend some time with you. That's all. And you enjoyed it, you can't deny that.
Gob: I guess you're right. Maybe we should spend more time together.
Buster: Oh. I'd really like that.
Gob: It's weird. It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together. [Larry slaps Gob]
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point.