Tobias Quote #137
Narrator: Tobias was getting Ann ready for the talent portion of the pageant.
Tobias: I think we need something with a little more spectacle in the act. Something that will make you look small and pretty in comparison. A camel.
George Michael: You know, she has a really lovely singing voice.
Ann: I'll sing to the camel.
Tobias: Yes, we can Google some disco songs with the word "hump" in them.
Ann: Cute.
George Sr.: No, that sounds a bit racy.
Tobias: Okay. He may be afraid of sex, but you're not going to win without it.
George Michael: No, I'm not afraid of sex...
Tobias: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now. I didn't think so. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.
Ann: Give us some room, George Michael, I can't breathe.
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[montage:]
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