Quote from Steve Holt in Notapusy
Narrator: Michael, meanwhile, had begun training for the triathlon to keep from humiliating himself in front of Rita. [montage:] Steve Holt: Don't ask "can I?" Ask "I can!" Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead. Steve Holt: No blood, no oil! Steve Holt: There's no "I" in "win."