Michael Quote #276
Quote from Michael in Notapusy
Rita: Why are you breathing like that?
Michael: Oh, I wasn't hurrying to come stop you. I was out on for my daily, uh... Do you run at all?
Rita: Oh, yes. I was in the Olympics once. I won a silver medal.
Michael: You're that Rita Leeds? Oh, my goodness. And the silver medal. Yes, and you came in second. Now I'm very embarrassed to be out of breath in front of you. But you take my breath away.
Rita: Oh, Michael. You're such a [bleep].
Narrator: Michael was stunned. He assumed Rita was using the word [bleep] in the American sense, meaning weak or cowardly. In fact, Rita meant it in the British sense, meaning sweet or gentle, as in "pussycat."
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Notapusy’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt's gonna be here any minute.
Michael: Your son.
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
Quote from Michael
Lindsay: I mean, come on, I'm the nanny.
Michael: Of course. Who wouldn't want to snog the nanny?
Lindsay: Snog? Is that another one of your new British-isms?
Narrator: It was. Michael had recently fallen bum-over-noggin for a beautiful Englishwoman called Rita.
Michael: Did I say "snog" again? Oh, bloody hell.
Quote from Steve Holt
Narrator: Michael, meanwhile, had begun training for the triathlon to keep from humiliating himself in front of Rita.
[montage:]
Steve Holt: Don't ask "can I?" Ask "I can!"
Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead.
Steve Holt: No blood, no oil!
Steve Holt: There's no "I" in "win."