Buster Quote #94
Quote from Buster in Motherboy XXX
Barry: Oh, I'm so sorry. False alarm. What they tracked down was a shark and he must've bitten off the part of the seal with the tracking device on it. Left flipper.
Buster: So, the seal lost his hand too.
Gob: Yeah, poor guy's probably out there without a flipper swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.
Fisherman: That tracking device tells me he was raised in captivity. There's no way he stood a chance out in the real world.
Michael: See that, Buster? He was a victim too. You both were too sheltered to learn how to protect yourselves and we can't let that happen to George Michael.
Buster: I will help you, Michael. We've got to rescue your son.
Gob: And I've got to staple this to a seal.
Barry: And I've skipped breakfast, so I'm off to Burger King.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Motherboy XXX’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
Michael: Where do we go next?
Buster: I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw those two, she is going to change clothes. And that means he'll be on the balcony. Whenever she changed clothes, she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up. And yet, anything goes at bath time.
Quote from Maeby
Michael: George Michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing.
George Michael: What? Why? Because I'd miss school?
Michael: No.
Maeby: You get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Quote from Tobias
Michael: You're up awful early.
Lindsay: Well, my marriage is falling apart. Tobias is back with Carl.
Narrator: Tobias had gotten a call from his one-time acting teacher, Carl Weathers.
[flashback:]
Tobias: He's directing something for TV, but he thinks he might have a part for me. If this takes off, I might be able to buy you the happiness that you deserve.
[present:]
Lindsay: He said the same thing when he got cast as Frightened Inmate Number Two in that film he got fired from.
Narrator: He had even gotten a vanity plate made up announcing the achievement. And this wasn't the first time.
[montage of a glum Tobias knocking over vanity plates reading INM8 2, BLUMN, CONMAN2, DRHOUSE]