Gob Quote #170
Quote from Gob in Burning Love
Gob: How lame was Lucille 2 at lunch, huh?
Michael: You've gotten attached, haven't you?
Gob: You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you?
Michael: Come on. I'm not one to judge. Every time I've gone out with Sally, I've looked like I'm 12 years old. But, yes, I probably will tell people about this.
Gob: Maybe we can strike up a deal. You keep this to yourself, I help you get Sally. Siphon a little something from her car, you show up in the Corvette, looking like a man. "Car troubles?" [small explosion]
Michael: Probably shouldn't do the fireball when you siphon the gas.
Gob: I guess this flint's still got a little life left in it, huh?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Burning Love’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob had just blown up a car.
Gob: The next thing I know, I'm running for my life. And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me how sad I'd be, you know?
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: Michael Bluth was working at home when his son made a curious request.
George Michael: Dad, would anyone miss this Peter and the Wolf read-along record?
Michael: No. Actually, I think that's part of the model home decorations. Why?
George Michael: You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants to have a Christian music bonfire here.
Michael: That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music.
George Michael: Oh, no. It's not- It's not a "Christian music" bonfire. It's a Christian "music bonfire." You know, we burn all satanic music. The thing is, though, the only music I have is either instructional or humor.
Narrator: He'd been particularly fond of a CD of something called The Jerky Boys.
[flashback:]
Michael: [answers phone] Hello.
George Michael: Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I wanna buy a house, Dad. It's gotta be big.
Michael: You- You said "Dad," buddy.
George Michael: Shut up, jerky.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
Lindsay: All right. I need to borrow a fur.
Michael: I thought you were anti-fur, Lindsay. Weren't you protesting some hunter gun thing yesterday?
Lindsay: I stopped by. I hadn't chosen a side.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: Murderers! You're all murderers!