Tobias Quote #286

Quote from Tobias in The Fallout

Lucille: I knew this day was too good to be true. Let me have it. I'm a liar and a terrible mother for keeping it from you.
Lindsay: Yeah. That's kind of true. Your anger spread to me, made me a horrible partner to Tobias.
Tobias: And I will say you weren't the most loving mommy yourself. But to be fair, you barely knew Murphybrown, so...
Maeby: Oh, what the [bleep]?
Tobias: Oh, yes. And you were a horrible mother to Maeby, too.

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 ‘The Fallout’ Quotes

Quote from Gob

Gob: So here's the illusion: I'm gonna go into the wall a gay man, which I am.
Buster: Wow.
Gob: If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks. And then, when I come out the other side, I will be magically straightened out. Well, cis male, high butch.
Narrator: Gob had learned a lot in the short time he'd been magically gay.
Gob: Buster, you do this for me one day I'll come to you for a favor.

Quote from Michael

Judge Stanley: All right. Mr. Bluth, call your next witness.
Michael: I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.
Judge Stanley: I think you mean "the accused's mother."
Michael: Oh, what did I say?

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: They were two tough guys right out of Guys and Dolls, a play they were in the middle of a very successful four-week run of at a local community theater. Reminds me of how Hanks walked around like Jim Lovell for a year.