Lucille: I knew this day was too good to be true. Let me have it. I'm a liar and a terrible mother for keeping it from you.
Lindsay: Yeah. That's kind of true. Your anger spread to me, made me a horrible partner to Tobias.
Tobias: And I will say you weren't the most loving mommy yourself. But to be fair, you barely knew Murphybrown, so...
Maeby: Oh, what the [bleep]?
Tobias: Oh, yes. And you were a horrible mother to Maeby, too.