Maeby Quote #162
Quote from Maeby in Chain Migration
Narrator: As it turned out, Tobias's daughter, Maeby, had been playing a part herself, although she was eager to recast the love interest.
Maeby: Hey, how we feeling? Any better?
Stan Sitwell: I don't know. The doctor said the headache should be gone at this point. But I'm having trouble tracking time. But I guess it's only been a day since the accident, right?
Maeby: Oh, my God. I can't believe you're asking me this again.
Stan Sitwell: Have I asked before?
Narrator: He hadn't.
Maeby: Every month.
Stan Sitwell: Oh, no. That can't be...
Maeby: ...right.
Stan Sitwell: Right.
Maeby: See? You always say "right." [chuckles] I'm sorry, it's just, Stan, we've gone over this so many times.
Narrator: No, they hadn't.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Chain Migration’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: A real lady lets it itch. She doesn't jam two fingers... [door opens] [high-pitched] Voices up. [clears throat] Hi, I'm Mrs. Featherbottom.
[Theme from The Golden Girls plays]
♫ Thank you for being a friend ♫
Murphybrown: [high-pitched] I'm Bev.
♫ Traveled down a road and back again ♫
Debrie: [high-pitched] And I'm Mrs. Bettywhite.
♫ Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant ♫
Tobias: We're just three 56-year-old women looking for a place to rest our weary asses.
Maeby: Oh, [bleep]. [Tobias giggles]
Quote from George Sr.
Lucille: Why do you think he'd be at the mall?
George Sr.: Well, the last time Buster ran away, he came here. And this is where his favorite stores are. There's Drink-A-Juice and there's Paint-A-Plate and Build-A-Bear and... [train whistle blows] Oh, there's a tiny train. Now, admittedly, he's not 28 anymore, but...
Lucille: No, you're right. But don't you think he would've smelled me by now?
George Sr.: Oh, good point. Maybe the Popcorn Plantation is masking your scent. Ooh, we gotta get you out of the food court.
Quote from Buster
Oscar: Yeah. Are you hungry? 'Cause there's some dried food out there that's still technically everybody's.
Buster: You don't think we should wait until the store closes? I mean, we're technically in their display.
Oscar: Okay, here's what we do. When I go out, you just be still, and if anyone looks in, you pretend like you're a mannequin. Can you do that?
Buster: You're looking at a boy who faked a coma for two weeks to get out of a spelling bee.
Oscar: I thought that was to get out of testifying.
Buster: No, that was a three-month coma.
Oscar: Hey, before I go, if something happens out there, and I get caught and I don't come back, I just want to tell you that this this being with you has been ah, it's been... [takes a deep breath] I cherish it. My son. [Buster is acting like a mannequin] All right, fine. Be that way.