Tobias Quote #60
Quote from Tobias in Let 'Em Eat Cake
Narrator: And Tobias was having his first book reading.
Tobias: And, for the ease of the reader, I have changed all the gender-related pronouns "he," "she" to the masculine "he." "The Man Inside Me. For Lindsay, my rock. I could not have done this without him."
Narrator: And Lindsay arrived to support her husband.
Tobias: "For there is a man inside me, and only when he's finally out can I walk free of pain." [applause]
James Alan Spangler: This book is gonna sell, like, a billion copies.
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‘Let 'Em Eat Cake’ Quotes
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Gob: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about and I'm taking over.
Michael: You want to be in charge?
Gob: Yeah.
Michael: You want to deal with what I deal with a sister who takes your money and throws it away; a mother who you can't trust; a company whose founder may be on trial for treason- Is that what you want?
Gob: What kind of vacation time does it offer?
Michael: Yeah.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Gob, shouldn't you be in bed?
Gob: Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. What if they ask about a magic trick? I just I can't risk it.
Michael: They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test.
Gob: But I'm the oldest. The matriarch, if you will.
Michael: Sure. I will.
Quote from Maeby
Michael: George Michael, our show's about to start.
Maeby: He went out on his date.
Michael: A date? But we had plans to- A date with who?
Maeby: Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one.