Quote from Gob in Let 'Em Eat Cake
Michael: Gob, shouldn't you be in bed? Gob: Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. What if they ask about a magic trick? I just I can't risk it. Michael: They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test. Gob: But I'm the oldest. The matriarch, if you will. Michael: Sure. I will.