Michael Quote #129
Quote from Michael in Let 'Em Eat Cake
Michael: Everybody, I'm very sorry, okay? I feel awful. I should have been here. I was the one that was supposed to take that polygraph test, and then I just turned on him and then this happened, but never again, okay? I will never, ever leave this family, no matter what.
Lucille: You should've been here.
Michael: I feel like I covered that.
Lucille: Well, you didn't say it.
[CCTV recording from moments ago:]
Michael: "I feel awful. I should have been here."
[present:]
Michael: Maybe you're right. Maybe I didn't say it. I should have been here.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Let 'Em Eat Cake’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the first born. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about and I'm taking over.
Michael: You want to be in charge?
Gob: Yeah.
Michael: You want to deal with what I deal with a sister who takes your money and throws it away; a mother who you can't trust; a company whose founder may be on trial for treason- Is that what you want?
Gob: What kind of vacation time does it offer?
Michael: Yeah.
Quote from Gob
Michael: Gob, shouldn't you be in bed?
Gob: Well, we got a meeting with Dad's attorney today. He's gonna want me to take a lie-detector test to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but, uh, I don't want to. What if they ask about a magic trick? I just I can't risk it.
Michael: They're not gonna ask you anything. They want me to take the polygraph test.
Gob: But I'm the oldest. The matriarch, if you will.
Michael: Sure. I will.
Quote from Maeby
Michael: George Michael, our show's about to start.
Maeby: He went out on his date.
Michael: A date? But we had plans to- A date with who?
Maeby: Some girl. I mean, she barely has a face. You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one.