Lindsay Quote #205
Quote from Lindsay in Red Hairing
Narrator: And that's when she ran into her own awful mother.
Lindsay: Mom. What are you doing here?
Lucille: Lindsay. I thought you were a hooker. Again.
Lindsay: It's a wig. No one recognizes me in it.
Lucille: Oh, I recognized you. Let me rephrase that more kindly. I hear you're hooking now with Herbert Love.
Lindsay: It's called hooking up. And, yeah, I got a little sidetracked, but I know who I am now. I'm back to being severely liberal.
Lucille: Well, like I said, the one time you were nice enough to visit me, you are who you are. A blonde, WASP-y Orange County princess who doesn't care about anything but herself, and that's okay.
Lindsay: Ah, sarcasm.
Lucille: No, I'm a Bluth and so are you.
Lindsay: You really know how to twist the knife. But you are right about one thing.
Narrator: Lindsay was done pretending to be red.
Lindsay: I don't need this anymore.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Red Hairing’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Narrator: Michael decided to head George Michael off before he could get to the club's lobby with a small lie.
Michael: [on the phone] Hey, buddy, it's Dad. Um, I am having real trouble getting up there. This traffic is unbelievable.
Narrator: Which led to a slightly bigger lie.
Michael: We got a light aircraft right in the middle of the freeway. You know?
Narrator: And then some effort to make it foolproof.
Michael: And the kicker is that there's no news crew. I mean, I guess they can't get in either 'cause of the traffic, so no one's going to be able to see this.
Narrator: But perhaps, had Michael not have lied, he wouldn't have felt suspicious when, moments later, he received a return call from his son...
George Michael: You know what? I bet we're sitting in the exact same traffic. This is a mess.
Narrator: ...canceling the get-together entirely.
George Michael: Oh, God, they're forcing us off. They're closing the lanes.
Quote from Lindsay
Narrator: Even though it was only 100 miles from her hometown of Newport Beach, the desert created a whole new value system for Lindsay Bluth.
Lindsay: I'd give $20,000 for a lemonade right now.
Narrator: For the most part.
Quote from Lucille Austero
Narrator: Because Lindsay could only spend so many hours with a shrill, feathered creature
Lucille Austero: [squawks] You look marvelous in that! Look.
Lindsay: I can't believe how I've missed the feel of anything that isn't hemp.
Lucille Austero: And try this on. Isn't that funny? I used to wear that with the Captain. And I was...
Lindsay: Tennille?
Lucille Austero: And not make eye contact, yes! Oh, what am I gonna do, cut it down for my foster child?
Narrator: That is what she wanted to do, until he threatened to call Social Services.