Michael Quote #379
Quote from Michael in The B. Team
Michael: Hey, hey, hey. Listen. You're getting divorced. I am not one to judge. Great to see you again. The past is the past, and things have worked out, and I've met a wonderful woman named... Well, don't worry about that, but I'm a movie producer now. Unbelievable. They're making a movie out of my life. The girl I met is perfect to play my wife. And it's... I don't know. Can you believe it? And I know what you're thinking. "Can you put me in it?"
Oscar: I don't care.
Michael: Do I have what I hope I've got? Anybody who's getting in the movie needs to sign this. It's a simple signature. I think that everybody needs to see who the real George Sr. is, don't you?
Oscar: I think it would all depend on how George Sr. was portrayed.
Michael: Well, he is not the most positive character, but you sign this, and I don't see any reason why we can't make him seem very, very, uh, you know... Uh... Uh... Uh... Nice.
Oscar: Go to hell.
Michael: Huh?
Narrator: Michael was actually relieved.
Michael: You go to hell.
Narrator: He had no idea how he was going to make his father seem nice.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘The B. Team’ Quotes
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Michael: [on the phone] Barry, you still there?
Barry: So I got a really interesting call from Ron Howard, of all people. He's directing now, apparently, and wants to meet you at his office in, get this, Beverly Hills.
Michael: Why does Ron- Why does Ron Howard want to meet with me?
Barry: I don't know. His office didn't say. And if you don't mind, I'm a little busy with a case of my own.
Michael: Did you get any other information?
Barry: Apparently, he directed a movie called Cocoon.
Michael: Sorry. I was unclear about why he wants to meet with me.
Barry: I don't know. You want me to tell him to go [bleep] himself? I can tell Ron Howard to go [bleep] himself.
Tell him to shove it up his [bleep]. I just can't do it now because I'm in front of a jury.
Michael: Barry, I will meet with him. Wait- You're in front of a jury right now?
Barry: Oh, and the looks I'm getting. Got to go. [hangs up] Sorry, everybody. I'm an attorney, too.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Michael was driving a car from a company that shows every private residence in the country. But it's also a company that won't let us show the car that takes those pictures. In fairness to them, it is their property. If you want to know what the company is... [horn honks]
Michael: Save it. We're just going to blur it anyway.
Narrator: ...all you have to do is "something" it.
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn
Bob Loblaw: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'd like the defendant to reach over the school gate, open it from the inside and enter the school property, please.
Barry: I can't reach it. I can't reach the knob.
Bob Loblaw: Why is that, Mr. Zuckerkorn?
Barry: I'm not tall enough.
Bob Loblaw: You're not tall enough.
Barry: I can't reach the Chachi. Hey, should I try tippy-toe? Look, I'm on tippy-toes.
Bob Loblaw: If he can't reach, this trial's a breach.
Barry: Oh, and that's what we call a Law Bomb.
Man: That's a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw: A Bob Loblaw Law Bomb.