Michael: Hey, hey, hey. Listen. You're getting divorced. I am not one to judge. Great to see you again. The past is the past, and things have worked out, and I've met a wonderful woman named... Well, don't worry about that, but I'm a movie producer now. Unbelievable. They're making a movie out of my life. The girl I met is perfect to play my wife. And it's... I don't know. Can you believe it? And I know what you're thinking. "Can you put me in it?"
Oscar: I don't care.
Michael: Do I have what I hope I've got? Anybody who's getting in the movie needs to sign this. It's a simple signature. I think that everybody needs to see who the real George Sr. is, don't you?
Oscar: I think it would all depend on how George Sr. was portrayed.
Michael: Well, he is not the most positive character, but you sign this, and I don't see any reason why we can't make him seem very, very, uh, you know... Uh... Uh... Uh... Nice.
Oscar: Go to hell.
Michael: Huh?
Narrator: Michael was actually relieved.
Michael: You go to hell.
Narrator: He had no idea how he was going to make his father seem nice.