Gob Quote #45
Quote from Gob in Storming the Castle
Michael: The top half there, what do you do about that?
Gob: I just get a volunteer from the crowd.
Michael: Oh, yeah?
Gob: The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs. I guess word really gets around in there.
Michael: So Rollo wants your legs, but you're cheating on Marta with those legs.
Gob: Would you give me a break, please? The legs are insanely jealous.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Storming the Castle’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: You're the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she's the one who had to die.
Michael: I know. That's rough for you.
Quote from Buster
Lucille: I mean, she's been a family friend for years. It's just... creepy.
Michael: Hi, buddy. Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
Lucille: She changed him as a baby.
Michael: Okay. That- That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Buster: That's why she didn't look surprised.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair. But it's also this stupid model home furniture. Maybe I oughta get myself one of those nice leather chairs from work.
George Michael: People can take chairs home from work?
Michael: Well, not everybody. But I'm the president of the Bluth Company since Dad's in jail. And it's okay if I take a little something from work, you know?
George Michael: Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in jail, because he took things from work?
Michael: You're a good kid, you know that?
George Michael: I mean, a chair costs money, so it's like stealing, and you always say...
Michael: Not stealing. Not. Okay, I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad, all right? I'm just saying, you know, if I got a leather chair, okay? And I get to lean back... Oh, this one's gonna go. [chair breaks]