Michael Quote #34
Quote from Michael in In God We Trust
Michael: How do you treat somebody in your own family like that lying and deceiving and saying anything just to get your own way?
Lucille: So what did you want to see me about?
Michael: Hmm? Oh, um, there's a big bowl of candy in my office. Why don't you go eat it? [opens door]
Wayne Jarvis: [stands up] Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office. [Michael closes the door]
Arrested Development Quotes
‘In God We Trust’ Quotes
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.
Quote from Lindsay
Narrator: Michael and Lindsay proceeded to drink and air their grievances about their mother.
Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: And how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.