Michael: How do you treat somebody in your own family like that lying and deceiving and saying anything just to get your own way?
Lucille: So what did you want to see me about?
Michael: Hmm? Oh, um, there's a big bowl of candy in my office. Why don't you go eat it? [opens door]
Wayne Jarvis: [stands up] Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that there is no candy in this office. [Michael closes the door]