Gob Quote #260
Quote from Gob in Making a Stand
Narrator: Gob had opened a new frozen banana stand, like, 20 feet from the old frozen banana stand.
Michael: What's going on? You just thought you'd put the stand right here?
Gob: Did the research. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the O.C.?
Michael: Don't call it that.
Gob: Also, gonna need a check, 'cause I went out of pocket on the new sign. Oh, and I need some bananas and some chocolate from the other branch.
Michael: Just go ahead, just take the sign down. Take the whole booth down. You're cannibalizing our business.
Gob: You're just scared of a little competish.
Michael: Well, you know, you guys don't even have bananas, so I'm not too worried. In fact, you know what? Me and my son are gonna kick your little shack's ass.
George Michael: Dad, it's okay. We can just work together with them.
Steve Holt: Yeah, I mean, Dad, that makes sense. We don't really even know the recipe.
George Michael: There's no recipe, you just freeze a banana, then you stick it in the-
Michael: Don't tell them!
Steve Holt: Stick it in the what?! Stick it in the what?
Gob: It's okay, son. We'll figure it out! When we do, we'll have the last laugh. We'll be the laughingstock of the boardwalk.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Making a Stand’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too?
Michael: Right from the very start.
Buster: So you did use him. Look at this place. Look at my home.
Police Officer: Freeze! Drop the gun.
Michael: It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson.
J. Water Weatherman: Drop the gun! [gun shot] [Buster screams]
Buster: Oh, my God!
Gob: Buster's good hand just came...
Michael: ...flying off.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone.
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out!
Michael: This is all fake. These guys are painters!
George Sr.: I'll kill you! [gun shot]
J. Water Weatherman: Oh, God, my arm!
Michael: Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm.
J. Water Weatherman: And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson.
George Sr.: Now who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: It was the first time someone took Tobias's side-
Tobias: Bob? Bob?
Narrator: ...and he wanted to thank him.
Tobias: Listen, uh as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, I feel like I'm making a friend in you. So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh take in a movie, or a shvitz or just stay in and nest.
Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course, the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." [chuckles] Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Narrator: While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...