Michael Quote #223
Quote from Michael in Sword of Destiny
Narrator: And Michael was finally ready to make his son watch him drive.
Michael: All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed you gotta jam on the gas pedal for about a minute, okay? But in order to slow this thing down you gotta get immediately back on the brake pedal 'cause you got about two tons of stairs behind you. We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps and the riser system after I tell you the basics about how to avoid a hop-on. But the first thing we're gonna go over- Ow!
Narrator: And that's when Michael decided that perhaps it was time for a sick day.
Michael: Let's go over the route to the hospital.
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Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
Quote from Tobias
Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.