Narrator: And Michael was finally ready to make his son watch him drive.
Michael: All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed you gotta jam on the gas pedal for about a minute, okay? But in order to slow this thing down you gotta get immediately back on the brake pedal 'cause you got about two tons of stairs behind you. We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps and the riser system after I tell you the basics about how to avoid a hop-on. But the first thing we're gonna go over- Ow!
Narrator: And that's when Michael decided that perhaps it was time for a sick day.
Michael: Let's go over the route to the hospital.