Lucille Austero Quote #5

Quote from Lucille Austero in Storming the Castle

Lucille: Hello, Buster.
Buster: If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love.
Lucille: I actually came to ask Lucille something.
Lucille Austero: What?
Lucille: I was wondering if you'd like to play bridge with me next week?
Lucille Austero: I'd absolutely adore it. Oh, Lucille. Oh, God. Look at us, Buster. We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille.
Buster: You guys are friends again. You can play bridge together. [squeals] Could you just- just separate? [whimpers]

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 ‘Storming the Castle’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: You're the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she's the one who had to die.
Michael: I know. That's rough for you.

Quote from Buster

Lucille: I mean, she's been a family friend for years. It's just... creepy.
Michael: Hi, buddy. Mom, I think you might be overreacting.
Lucille: She changed him as a baby.
Michael: Okay. That- That's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Buster: That's why she didn't look surprised.

Quote from Michael

Michael: Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair. But it's also this stupid model home furniture. Maybe I oughta get myself one of those nice leather chairs from work.
George Michael: People can take chairs home from work?
Michael: Well, not everybody. But I'm the president of the Bluth Company since Dad's in jail. And it's okay if I take a little something from work, you know?
George Michael: Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in jail, because he took things from work?
Michael: You're a good kid, you know that?
George Michael: I mean, a chair costs money, so it's like stealing, and you always say...
Michael: Not stealing. Not. Okay, I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad, all right? I'm just saying, you know, if I got a leather chair, okay? And I get to lean back... Oh, this one's gonna go. [chair breaks]