Narrator: It would've been a great ending for a feel-good movie, but it was a horrible beginning for a gruesome murder trial.
Buster: What a [bleep] baby!
Female Juror: Shut up, murderer!

Michael: Trying to find old law books. Lottie Dottie Da did say that Dusty would give the guilty guys a run for their money. I think she was being sarcastic, but I am free now, so I'm gonna try to help out in court, which is why I'm trying to find...
George Michael: A copy of A Few Good Men?
Michael: Look at that. How'd that get there? [chuckles] Actually, I thought I'd find my maritime law diploma. You know, as proof that I passed what they call the "wet bar." [chuckles]

Lottie Dottie: On the night of Cinco de Cuatro, you were undercover, working selling donkey punch. Isn't that correct?
Gene Parmesan: Definitely undercover. I don't need two jobs. [chuckles] 'Cause everything's going really good.
Lottie Dottie: What exactly is in a donkey punch?
Gene Parmesan: You know, mostly Kool-Aid.
Lottie Dottie: So it's similar to juice, then?
Gene Parmesan: It is.
Narrator: Lucille was concerned. The DA appeared to have done her homework on Buster and his lack of restraint under the influence of sugary juice. And she found herself resenting a man she'd once admired.
Lottie Dottie: Your witness.
Narrator: But Lottie stopped short of making that point.

Dusty: You say you had an undercover job, which means you must have left the donkey punch stand. Isn't that correct?
Gene Parmesan: Yes, it is.
Dusty: So you can't dispute my client's claim that he was dressed as the rock monster out on that floating barge when the murder took place. Allegedly. [Buster clears his throat] Allegedly took place.
Gene Parmesan: No, I did leave the donkey punch stand, uh, right before the play began.
Dusty: Mm-hmm. So how can you be sure that Buster didn't change into the rock suit as we've claimed?
Gene Parmesan: 'Cause it was me.
Narrator: After fighting with Lucille 2, Buster did end up at the donkey punch stand, but flew into a rage when he saw an old rival... leaving behind the costume he was to be wearing, to a man who never said no to a costume or a part-time job.
Gene Parmesan: That's me.

Narrator: George Michael was as surprised as the courtroom was about to be when the DA introduced a witness who would turn the whole case upside down with a sense of the dramatic.
Lottie Dottie: Okay. Now, Warden Gentles, you recently paid a visit to the Hollywood motion picture director Ron Howard with information about the Bluth family you thought was pertinent to a project he was working on about the Bluth family. Isn't that correct?
Warden Stefan Gentles: That is correct.
Lucille: Oh, my God.
Lottie Dottie: And this had to do with an incident in Buster Bluth's past, correct?
Warden Stefan Gentles: Yes. It is so.
Lottie Dottie: And how exactly did you acquire this information?
Warden Stefan Gentles: Well, if I may be eloquent, straight from the horse's mouth.
Lottie Dottie: And who is the horse?
Warden Stefan Gentles: Lucille Bluth, of course, of course.
Lottie Dottie: But all that information on that case had been sealed.
Warden Stefan Gentles: Well, all seals can come loose with a little bit of Gentles' pressuring.
Narrator: And Lucille herself had been so loosened.