‘Read-A-Thon’
Season 2, Episode 11 - Aired January 4, 2023
Janine and Melissa's classrooms compete in a read-a-thon to win a pizza party. Meanwhile, Jacob and Gregory set up a student podcast at Abbott Elementary.
Quote from Janine
Jacob: For This Abbott Life, here's Clarence and Raheem.
Janine: So, what questions do you little reporters have for me today?
Clarence: My mama said she saw you at the club grindin' all up on Producer Mr. Eddie.
Janine: Oh, uh...
Gregory: Uh...
Janine: What kind of podcast is this?
Raheem: Okay, so you were grinding.
Janine: No. No, no, no, no, no. I was not... We were dancing, you know, just how normal people dance, right? Like normal people.
Gregory: Yeah.
Quote from Gregory
Raheem: Clarence's mom said she saw you leave together.
Janine: What?! That is not true.
Gregory: Hmm.
Clarence: Then what happened?
Janine: I was outside talking to his friend Maurice.
Gregory: What? Uh, Jacob, isn't this exactly the kind of podcast you wanted to steer away from?
Jacob: Actually, I would love to hear, if you have anything you'd like to add. You know, for journalistic purposes. [Ava shakes her head]
Gregory: This episode was brought to you by the Coleman Podcast Network.
Clarence: Yeah, we're still waiting for that answer.